Sunday, November 17, 2013

Sealife Go hungry

Special,  commemorative edition...

The dolphins and penguins of Akaroa harbour received a severe digustory deprivation today. One commentator noted that expectations had reached feverous levels once word spread that Tricia would be sailing. However, for the first time since records began,  Tricia's stomach contents stayed where breakfast had left them. Tricia says "it was touch and go for a while" . It seems an effervescent Chinese tourist haplessly got himself between Tricia and the loo.  In the resulting confusion,  her stomach contents lost will to erupt.

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